The King's Lover

The hounds hungered but the queen wanted to bed So she told the kind “the dogs need be fed!” Rather than attending to this business The king was caught with a mistress! So the queen yelled “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!” The jester soon entered (who had witnessed the smooches) and said "such strange hairy lady! How she shuffles and scooches! If I were to critique with that grotesque physique The king must have mistook her for one of the pooches!”