The Hotel Pool Is Closed Today

The Hotel Pool Is Closed Today By Elton Camp We were on vacation down Florida way Picked a hotel where we wanted to stay Weather was hot, so in order to get cool We went out back for a dip in the pool A crude sign read, “Pool closed today.” “What’s behind that,” I did angrily say I was about to go to the office to protest When my wife pointed & said, “It’s best.” The way she indicated, I directed my eyes Then gave a gasp of horror and surprise The alligator lurking in the pool so low An excellent reason, in the water not to go