The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Home Sweet Home After Round One

Things started to go down In the mountainous town A major shake From a rumbling flake “It was not my job!” LeClaire stated to the one man mob A knight who had golden locks Enormous gigantic power to shock “It was an easy story to write Unbelievable heroic sight Readers will want to know what you were doing Stopping the avalanche no fooling It was a good win And by the way how have you been?” Peering into the reporter eyes Seeing right through his disguise “You have the say the Indian seller was good looking Made people gossip and that would get you another interview booking.” Hearing this Made the Knight unleash an angry hiss Taking it as a guilty confession He taught the sensationalist a lesson Putting him in the ground Without a sound Impossible to be found LeClaire knew it was over No one watching made it colder Headed back to the house Being quiet as a mouse Our faithful knight snuck under the covers Next to his honeymoon lover “My coyote is gone Taking by the evil avalanche bomb For the most part I am pretty calm” She said in a cry Concluding her four legged companion did try Outside there was a ghostly howl From an angel on the prowl Checking out not giving a fight Drowning in all the frozen white “I am still here My lovely dear” Her faithful knight mentioned holding back any tears “That is true I do not feel so blue Since I love you” That is when he gave the gift Supposed to be an emotional lift Doing it in style Getting returned her romantic smile “That is why The newspaper lied I will always be your life long guy” This comment received attention Final thing that evening mentioned From the dirty blonde knight and his bride Falling asleep to each other’s sighs