The Greatest Poet Ever

I got to wonderin' the other day who was the greatest poet ever? Was it a guy named Willie Shakespeare or someone much more clever? I thought it over for quite a while just who this guy might be. Then suddenly a light went on! By God, it could be me! So I'm gonna write a Masterpiece. Just you wait and see. It'll be the best poem ever wrote and the author will be me! Everyone from near and far will know my famous name. The poem I write will be so great it will bring me worldwide fame! I'll be chauffeured 'round in limousines and flown in private jets. Everyone will call me "sir" and I'll have no regrets. I'll be treated just like Royalty, No matter where I go. I'll be waited on hand and foot, just to let you know. So when you're in my presence don't you forget to bow, cause I'll be the greatest poet ever, I'm tellin' you right now! That's it - My mind's made up and since I'm gonna be so great, I decided I won't write it now, you're just gonna have to wait! Ralph Taylor 11/8/15