The Great Cosmic Muffin Commeth

The Great Cosmic Muffin Commeth When the Great Muffin comes It will arrive with casinos all in chains In Chaos with Chance, its lover, dressed in games Rolled in by dice on a cloud of rain and a grain of rice Children will bring butter to the table on that day Ready to eat the Holy Parimutuels will all be placed to win Syrians will refrain from gambling Remain on borders hungering to get in Mary will stand at attention Step on a serpents head, crush it and pray Congregations will turn each card over Look up to heaven for guidance When The Great Muffin comes Jesus will be waiting in the corner with a sword Cut down all false gods before serving lunch Great Cosmic Muffins go well with butter Taste even better when they commeth for supper