The Great Corn-Holio

I am the great Corn-Holio As dumb as I can be Heh, heh, I do it for the show Because you laugh at me My job is making havoc In the habit you expect I guess no slob is at it If the goal is self-respect Nobody seems to want me For the kiss I long to share I think my personality Is buried in my hair I never had a father For the chance he might complain Somebody has to bother For a scarecrow in the rain I am the great Corn-Holio My challenge is your cost To be a rock-star hero For the children you have lost I want to share my life with you In case you didn’t know And you could be a sidekick to The great Corn-Holio.