The Graduation Announcement

The Graduation Announcement By Elton Camp To get a gift, it was an obvious try The name we could barely identify One to whom we couldn’t relate Why would we go see graduate? At the bottom there was a website “Go here to see what is my delight” So that site is where we then went As to the desired gift it gave a hint The graduate not subtly let all know By showing a pile of cash with a bow In our case, it would be a total loss Into the trash the invite we did toss