The Google Poem

Now I went to college many years ago But I'm sure there were things I missed 'Cause some of the words I read today Well, they just didn't exist I knew all the words like "thee" and "thou" Like Shakespeare wrote about The poems were simple with simple words And my knowledge was never in doubt Words by the masters were easy to read Like Dickinson, Poe and Frost But somewhere on this road to fame All the easy words got lost It has to be this computer age At least that's what I think 'Cause if the poets of old wrote these words They'd keep on running out of ink So keep on writing your great big words Like a bugler blowing his bugle 'Cause I'm the smartest man who ever lived Thanks to a thing called Google