The Gilette Mach 3 Incentive Plan

The forecast says, not a cloud in the sky, Great prospects for spousal action today. Since my sweetie likes a clean-shaven guy, Better find my razor without delay! The girl doesn’t like my scruffy kisser When it scrapes her face it makes her cranky. Elsewise, no razor. I wouldn’t miss it. Don’t give a hoot if it’s a bit manky. Don't fear, Chewbacca, it's not gonna hurt. Mow the front lawn; it’s a big tangled fray. Come on, Sasquatch, make a little effort. No, it wouldn’t kill you to look okay. Ah! Smooth, clean face makes hers a happy face. Now shall we adjourn to our happy place? 3/22/16