The Front Grill of a Big Mac Truck

After dining at the finest of Maw and Paw restaurants Frequented by men in trucks Outside I slipped on the gravel drive And as would be my luck The LARGE cowboy belt I'm so proud of Latched on and then got stuck Now I'm off to see America From the front grill of a Big Mac Truck From the plains of Plano, Texas To the hills of Hoboken Plantation, Tennessee There's not to many places That Big Mac Truck did not take me To other motorists I was Mr. Friendly With my arms flapping in the wind They all would honk and wave and smile As I smiled back with my bug filled grin For weeks and weeks we went from coast to coast Hollywood, California is where I made my mark Someone happened to take my picture Which made me an instant star So I hooked my buckle to the front of a limo As crowds started to recognize me A Big Mac Truck would no longer do When your a Big Time Celebrity I was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon He interviewed me from a parking lot The limo would not fit on the couch Plus I can't get the buckle to unlock Now when my limo pulls up to crosswalks Pedestrians ask for my autograph Before the light turns green and me and the bumper we leave I tell a few jokes and we share a few laughs As life's fortunes would have it I can't believe my luck The day I tripped on that gravel drive And fell into the grill of that Big Mac Truck