The Forecast

Oceans remain wet and salty through Tuesday Clouds roll in with muffin configurations Comic skies remain outside Desert tsunamis turn calm, take a left on Wednesday Partly sunny skies expected but not predicted Early afternoon hours will see clearly Seven miles or further to the horizon Followed by nightmares by day break in the distance A chance of meteor showers are possible but not likely Rain, followed by fog, followed by cars in California Will make travel uneasy on the West Coast The rest of the country will see day turn into night Precipitation will prevail in the valley Heavy at times but not to worry Weather will continue on as usual Earth will spin in a gentle orbit On Sunday, mild winds will take shape Continue to grow frantic elsewhere Blowing into the work week mayhem Not changing in the nation Or any foreseeable future location