The Fashion Police

This is not just a poem but more of a point of view. So, go ahead and nod when you hear something that rings true. You've always wanted to call the fashion police. Now you can! When your shocked by what you see. So many things come to mind, people post them on Facebook all the time. Wearing things that are to short, to tight just don't look right. Showing all their ignorance. Dial 1-800 take that off. For those who don't know how to dress, for the ladies wearing much to less. Those who should be a shamed. When poor choice and bad taste are not to blame. The Fashion Police are there to enforce good taste. Empowered by fashion experts and your personal opinion. There motto is Just because it comes in your size don't mean you should wear it. We've all seen it before, things that should be left in the store. Dial 1-800 take that off The Fashion Police have the powers to capture, arrest and re-dress offenders on sight. Any one, any time, day or night. The Fashion Police! Will charge those who let them come outside the house looking like that. With conspiracy to commit embarrassment. Call the fashion police for cases of fashion disasters. For old people who dare to go bare. To help those with wardrobe malfunctions. For people who don't know their wardrobe is Out of style and tacky. When needed the Fashion Police can call on their Swat team. To deal with bad hair cuts or hair do's and ugly tattoos. For needed closet raids confiscating retro and throw backs. First time offenders are sentence to Retail Rehab and retail therapy.