The Egg Conversation

one day a christian carnivore & a vegetarian atheist had a conversation the christian meat-eater asked the vegetarian atheist “if you don’t eat meat, do you eat eggs?” the atheist responded, “i’m not a vegan, i’m a vegetarian, so, yes, i eat eggs, i eat cheese---i need to get my protein somewhere” “but eggs are meat...they are baby chickens,” said the christian “um, no, eggs are not baby chickens,” said the atheist “yes they are. eggs are unborn chickens, and if you eat them, you are eating meat,” insisted the christian “when i crack open an egg, i don’t see a baby chicken walking around, and until that day, i plan on eating eggs---specifically, scrambled, with ketchup or frank’s red hot sauce,” remarked the atheist and the christian carnivore let out a sound of frustration & discontent as christians do when they don’t get their way.