The Drama Queens Downunder
Mate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me
I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be
Streuth I swear that last one was one big big drama Queen
Her Type you’ll meet in the outback makin’ one hell of a scene
As she parades around with her la de dah airs and graces
Carrying on like a rat bag when a rattle snake she faces
Now it’s not my fault if a Koala goes and pisses on her dress
But she goes all ***** like and cries out in distress
And when she encounters a real beaut crocodile
She actually goes bonkers and acts all infantile
Now the blokes around her perve and act without restraint
Flies she cannot tolerate, the heat it makes her faint
I tell you mate that chooks a real flamin’ garbor
Especially when she takes a gander at big cockie on the floor
Yep mate I reckon’ on nature that sheila’s not real keen
And to top it off a real flamin’ arty-fartie drama Queen!
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ding bat: slightly mad
ratbag: person who acts foolishly
beaut: good, great
bonkers: Of unsound mind
chook: slang woman
perve: look at with admiration
gander: look at
cockie: cockroach
sheila: woman
arty-fartie: type of put down of a person
When living in the Australia outback it is always a surprise when
A new comer visits and does somewhat over react when meeting unexpectedly for the first time some of our beloved Australia native animals, insects and reptiles
Copyright © Lizzie Treetop | Year Posted 2011
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