The Doggone Dog

How I got here, I’m not really sure, the reasons aren’t always real clear, But somehow I manage to live in the dog house most of the days of the year. She said she felt blotted and chubby today; did I think she was getting too fat? Don’t worry dear, there is nothing to fear, I think you look always like that. She had tears in her eyes, starting to cry; said I don’t listen to her any more, I’m sorry dear, what were saying, I was trying to hear the football score. She says I don’t love her, not any any more, not like when we both were kids, I'm sorry Honey, of course I do, its just that I forgot to put down the lid. So once again Rover you need to move over, Daddy is sleeping here tonight, I don’t mean to upset her, I try to get better, but the words never come out just right.