The Dog Gone Dog Contest

Pride and Prejudice A Dog’s Tale Simply scratching is really not fair said King Kong to the mut in his lair you’ve laid down with me’s and I’m covered with fleas Now, Fay Wray will end our affair! Oh well, said the pink Pomeranian Find a pet, a bit, more pedestrian Let sleeping dogs lie too near to your thigh or go for a prize more Wagnerian! Brunhilda you see cares not if you’ve fleas for horned helmets has she’s for releases She’ll scratch your back when fleas attack That Fay Wray lacks tact and she sneezes! ~Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas ~~Let sleeping dogs lie *The 1933 original version of King Kong stared actist Faye Wray as the apes girlfriend. **A pomeranian is a long haired German dog. ***Wagner is a German composer who wrote The Ride of the Valkyries Brünnhilde is one of the eight valkyrie sisters, commonly seen in horned helmets who bring souls to Valhala.