The Doctor and the Dingo Donger By Don and Tony

Tony Lane’s Part Said the proper Doctor Perkins to the Aussie from down under, The phraseology of your utterances leave me in wide wonder. How am I to understand the meaning of what you say? Unless you teach Australian colloquialisms to me right away. The Aussie looked the Doctor in the eye and here was his reply, Then Don Added Just dehydrate a dead dingo's donger, till it isn't any longer, grind it down till he is feeling speyed, Porkupine is great on the Aboriginal plate, op rum is stronger without battery acid is stronger, Old Croc will come by to draw me pay... ps heard Traces contest wants 5 lines about friendship???