The Doctor

Don't struggle; this will calm you down, It's rather potent stuff, And then take these ones once a day, For they turn your teardrops off, Same for these ones, once a day, They numb all your emotions, And that headache's purely physical, Just try rubbing in these lotions, I'm not sure why you're having trouble Getting to sleep at night, No worries, I've got tablets for that, Just try them out tonight, Will that be all? I've got a lot Of patients to see today, Just pump yourself full of pills, Then get out and go away.