The Diet

so I went on a diet, I wanted to lose 30 pounds, I must have gained 100 when I joined up with them clowns. No more chocolate in the morning, or even late at night, No more ice cream in the evening, Before I say good night. No fast food on the weekends, Hamburgers and French fries, No more sneaking potato chips, No more little lies. No pancakes for breakfast, They are just way to fat, No more chicken with BBQ sauce, Id give it to my cat. No more pizza for supper, Sausage pepperoni and what not, I have to empty my refrigerator out of all things I bought. This diet really sucks now, I really want to eat, so I sneak a snickers bar and admit my defeat.