The Dead Awakens

The Dead Awakens The elderly man was on holiday up north when he realised his wallet was at the hotel and in his other jacket problem he had forgotten the name of the hotel. Luckily he had a few notes in his watch pocket and loose change enough to take the bus home, the tour took 12 hours on a bus that was full job seekers and their children. At home he remembered the name of the hotel, he rang through Skype spoke to the reception who said “but you died two days ago.” Do you remember me the old man asked?” “Yes, said the man at the desk, but you`re dead we saw you at the morgue.” The old man took the first flight back to the hotel he was hit by a golf ball were a famous golfer was showed the crowd how far he could shoot from the Eifel tower. The receptionist came out and said, “I told him he was dead, but he didn`t believe me. “