The Daily News

In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the Goldenberg scam, that hit this nation, We bring you details, of the participants, And the court proceedings, and keep following, Keep following, until we have news of another one. In today’s news, we bring you updates, Of the pyramid scheme, that robbed our citizens, A commission has been set up, They are well paid competent independent experts, Keep following the updates, until we have a new one. In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the Anglo-leasing scam, that took us like a storm, What it is and what happened, You will know where the money went, Keep following the trend, until we have another scam. In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the trending maize scandal, that left our people starving, The government is on top of this case, And we believe the mystery will be solved, Keep following the trend, until the one cooking is out. In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the mysterious sale of the government embassy, We have competent lawyers on this one, And we are sure the taxpayer’s money will be saved, Keep following the news, anyway, you will soon forget. In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the county saga, that robbed the taxpayer’s funds, We will know, who ate which money, The president himself is on this one, Keep yourself updated, until we find another of same weight. In today’s news, we bring you updates, Of the embezzled youth funds, The anti-corruption commission is on it, We will reveal the names today, Just keep following, another serious one is on the way, In today’s news, we bring you details, Of the allegedly misused government loan, That’s likely to increase our future burdens, That’s likely to enslave us to end of our generations, Just keep following, evidence is on the way, soon, another one will be in, In our nation, it’s our daily news.