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The Cow's Revenge

Oh my tummy aches something I ate I think? like a cow? “Geeezzzz, the pay backs a female dog.” Been trying not to eat fellow mammals. Been rewarded with a sweet tum tum. But, my man’s a meat eater …growl and I succumbed. Oh my tummy aches like an undigested third world country. Well, even some of them don’t eat cows! One really shouldn’t eat things with eyes, in one end and out the other; like a minority student in an inner city school no child left behind my behind. Sometimes life’s a female dog but why blame the sweet dog Just don’t ingest anything with two eyes and what comes out will be as sweet as what went in.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 5/28/2009 8:14:00 PM
Jojojo hillarious!!! xD I love cowsC= jojojo this poem is so playfull and sarcastic, the last line takes me down to the floor xD clever humor here, thanks a lot for the experience!!!=)
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Date: 5/6/2009 4:57:00 PM
Very nice. I have felt like that more than once after eating
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Date: 5/1/2009 6:22:00 AM
One more way of protecting the planet ... God made us all ... there is enough fruits, grains ... and nuts ... to sustain the world. It is a funny write, Deb, but an ironically truthful reminder of what we become on a meat diet.
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Date: 4/28/2009 2:38:00 PM
maybe it would help if my expression "holy cow" would morph to "holy tomato!"??? fun symposium on organic living. Deborah... touches of ironic metaphor! cool!!!! never could spell the word succumbed right! nice! and thanks for lettin' me have so much fun readin' your poem and talkin' trash!! : ) Jim
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