The Cowboy

The Cowboy one day I met a cowboy he had no saddle boots or hat but he showed me the reasons why a cowboy's more than that the first thing that he showed me that no cowboy would forget is how to tell when someone tries to make him swallow poop he said what a cowboy swallows is the cure for any ail so grab youself a bottle cause a cowboy does not fail then he told me how a bottle was the cowboy's perfect drug cause he gives someone a bottle for a hand shake or a hug I watched for years as people came with problems much to great he'd hand 'em each a bottle then begin to demonstrate he made everything look simple passed nothing off as fate then told them all try harder and don't wait till it's to late legend says the cowboy was christ's righteous afterbirth left behind with cattle where it took root in the earth the cowboy is as godly as a man of earth can get he can almost walk on water just one foot gets wet By: Jeremy Siedlecki