The Cow At the Car Wash

By Elton Camp Tex had a longhorn he hoped to sell But it was too dirty to do very well It’d been lolling in the mud and dust To get it all cleaned up was a must So Tex pulled into the car wash bay He put in coins and began to spray He washed the critter nose to tail Got it all ready for the cattle sale But loading it back onto the truck He got gored and was out of luck So here’s the moral to this tale Wash a cow and it may impale