The Christmas Ride

Dear Santa: Our baby Troll Lilly started a discussion, last night, just to help… you know. So Santa, I hope you don’t mind some advice from our dear family of Trolls. Lilly had a question on a problem, about your ride, on your famous route. She wanted to ask you, what happens when the reindeer get really pooped out? Yes, she needs to know, what on earth you might do… so to her, you’d get thru? I tried to assure her that you’d be all right, but she didn’t believe, that was true! She began crying buckets of tears, so we told her just what we’d do to help you. The Trolls also piped in, with great ideas to help, so she’d stop all the boo hoo’s. They decided, their dragons would do, in case of a blizzard, and for extra warmth. (But they’re too heavy to land on roofs; I cried for a week with mine, it’s the truth.) Geese would be great in some areas, no doubt! But watch out where lakes are about. Hunters may be present; Christmas goose is yummy when family gatherings sprout. Most birds are strong and sturdy in flight, but watch out when full night comes. They sleep in trees, so you’ll spend the rest of the night, hanging above the ground. Bears are really sturdy, with great power in every move they ever decide to take. But I doubt you could wake them in winter, without a truly massive earthquake. Unicorns would be impressive, but my Trolls say that… they aren’t really real. I say that they are, but you’d have to be on guard, people want their magic, to steal. Planes would be impressive, but in a yard… they are really hard… to try to land. Helicopters are so cool, but you’d be buried in the blowing snow, where you stand. Dogs are good for mushing, but you might need a smaller sled to stand behind. But, a few Trolls are perfect, with unswerving stamina, and strength well defined. Another could help tote toys, sitting behind you and Lilly, who’d be great, by your side. These ideas cheered her up a lot, she was even laughing, and no more did she cry. But if you use the reindeer, remember we could be, if needed, quickly by your side. Have a Merry Christmas, and Santa; please give Lilly a Christmas wish ride. And you can’t go wrong with reindeer, Lilly, and a few extra Trolls supplied. Yours truly, From The Eastman’s and their Trolls