The Cat

The cat fell off it's high horse, it's course of flight only pointed down. Screeching a sound while it was dragged, a body bag would be necessary. But the cat was struck by lightning, and a single yelp for help issued from it's mouth, cat monthly front page. But even though it died twice, it still lived to tell the tale, but lost it's tail. The cat got rabies at the vet, passed from some god forsaken rabbits, and had to be put down. But before it was buried and laid to rest, it pried open it's eyes and ran for freedom, leaving a baffled doctor behind to try and comprehend what aspired. And in it's flight it ran a red light, and became a rubber guard for a semi's tire. And even though it died twice more, it still lived to tell the tale, and was without a tail. The cat flailed to free itself from 8 sets of winter tires, and landed in a desert, where it ironically drowned in an oasis, and more ironically was food for the fishes. And though it died twice more yet again, it lived to tell the tale, but was still lacking a tail. Waking up not yet ashore, middle of the ocean the cat was bound, unfound yet by all past owners, alone it made a raft, and like a grill, the cat fried alive, but before it could be claimed by the sea, some deep sea fishers caught this cat-fish, fried and ready for a dish, but sympathy was on it's side, and the fishers couldn't let it die, so they nursed it back to health. The owners took the cat home, and spoiled it rotten, even giving it a tail, before it rotted in it's mind from a lack of adventure, and hung itself with a cat toy over it's scratching post. And although it died twice more, and had a tail, it forgot, it also had one more life, and awoke just in time to escape a box set for six feet deep, to go retire it's last life in peace.