The Campus Experience, Post-Covid Report Card

REPORT CARD - FAUCI U. I. Self-Reporting Section A. FEELINGS Engendered on a Daily Basis Offended often Triggered frequently Unsafe 24/7 B. TREATMENT at Hands of Faculty Inequitable constantly Discriminatory more often than not Unjust in every way C. PERCEPTIONS Noted Police Brutality - Hourly occurrences Systemic Racism - Baked into the system Islamophobia - All Caucasians II. Courses - Grades A. The Art of Zen off the Coast of Walden Pond A B. Polish Pride-fests in Japan during WW2 A C. Music: Playing the Washboard and Flugelhorn A- D. Lockdowns and Lock-ups (Drs. Fauci and Clinton) B+ E. Composition 101 - The Essay F F. Remedial Algebra D G. Ukranian 101 F H. Photographing Elephant Jokes in Outer Space A+ I. Pronounilization Among Seaweed C+ Class Rank - Top Ten Per Cent Please turn in their Report Cards to he after checking with Zhang about zi reaction to her instructions. Thank za