The Boogeyman

The boogeyman is real! Not under my bed but in it This woman is nuts, I'm done with it But I gotta plan it better this time Cause she almost killed me last time Tried leaving her before, but I wouldn't be heard She nearly shot my manhood like a small bird Time before that I ran all the way to another state She followed me there , we bumped into each other as if it were fate I'm scared! I am a man, but theres only so much i could take the woman is a succubus for chrissake I should call the cops , but another bone of mine will break She walked in and said "You leaving me?" I said no, she smelled the lie and pointed a gun at me We fought for the arm of fire Then a huge gust of fire Blew from the weapon She's dead! What do I do? I repeatedly said Frantically I put her in a box Laid her under my mattress A tear I did shed Only of Happiness though, now the boogeyman is under my bed