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The Blond's Blinds

In the shower one day was a blond The door bell rang, she went to respond She shouted "who's there?" "It's the blind man" he declares "Hold on, I'll open the door to correspond" Seconds later she opens the door "Nice breasts" he says, as she looks to the floor "Here are the blinds you requested They have been hung and well tested Have you ever had blinds here before?" .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 11/11/2014 6:50:00 AM
an overload of fun, prince.. huggs
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James Fraser
Date: 11/12/2014 3:27:00 PM
Thank you Princess, love a naughty funny Limerick, hugs, James :) :)
Date: 11/10/2014 2:37:00 PM
This was great.
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James Fraser
Date: 11/10/2014 2:46:00 PM
Glad you liked it MLK :)
Date: 11/8/2014 4:05:00 AM
this is too funny. very good
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James Fraser
Date: 11/9/2014 4:01:00 PM
Thank you kindly Jasmine, James :)
Date: 11/6/2014 6:44:00 PM
hahhaha hilarious .. :P !
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James Fraser
Date: 11/9/2014 4:30:00 PM
Thank you Olive, it's always a joy to see people laugh, cheery, James....
Date: 11/6/2014 4:39:00 PM
Lol...great humor here James! Love your limerick. So very funny indeed. Cheers! :) xxxx D.
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James Fraser
Date: 11/9/2014 4:33:00 PM
Thank you Dorian, James......
Date: 11/6/2014 4:35:00 PM
ha ha ha love it James - I thought he was going to say he wasn't blind and he could see she wasn't a natural blonde lol:-) hugs Jan xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2014 4:48:00 PM
I just read the poem and our comments to my hubby - he laughed too:-) hugs jan xx
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James Fraser
Date: 11/9/2014 4:41:00 PM
Now why did I think you'd like this, why, because, your up for a laugh, and that makes you special, James - double hugs xx

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