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The Best Thanksgiving Ever

I shot at a turkey in flight He landed, which started a fight He yelled, "Get a goose!" We came to a truce I offered a welcomed invite A Thanksgiving goose sounded great The turkey came early, 'round eight But I ate my words Along with both birds No wonder I gained so much weight. 11/6/2023 Daniel Turner

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/9/2023 7:19:00 AM

I like the humor, but that poor turkey got it in the end. Thank you for sharing this one with me and for dropping by my page. I hope you did not gain any weight and if you did it will be gone by Christmas. Sara K

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/9/2023 7:54:00 AM

As a matter of fact, I'm actually losing weight:) Glad I made you smile. Always great to see you, Sara. Keep smiling! Thank you for a lovely visit:)

Regina Elliott

Date: 11/28/2023 1:03:00 PM

Hi Daniel, with all the sad world news I wanted to read something mirthful and your Thanksgiving limerick here surely delivers the funny, lol! Thanks for the laugh. Congratulations, all the best. ~

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/1/2023 12:04:00 PM

Thank you, Regina. Im glad I made you smile. Always a pleasure:)

Terry Flood

Date: 11/25/2023 4:51:00 PM

Ahhh… the old ‘Come round for dinner’ gag… you gotta love it. Congrats on your win, Daniel

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/27/2023 9:53:00 AM

LOL Thanks Terry. I actually thought yours was better but it wasn't my contest. Take care my friend:)

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/24/2023 11:22:00 AM

Back with huge congrats dear Daniel! Congratulations! :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/24/2023 12:00:00 PM

Nope. Got all I wanted as well. I didn't have to cook - it was great! LOL

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/24/2023 11:37:00 AM

Thank you, Alice. Did you throw on the feedbag yesterday? I got all I wanted:) Hope you didnt make yourself sick.

Joseph May

Date: 11/23/2023 1:26:00 PM

Back with Congrats on your win Daniel, Happy Thanksgiving

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/23/2023 1:58:00 PM

Thank you, Joseph. Happy Thanksgiving!

Terry Miller

Date: 11/23/2023 9:51:00 AM

congratulations and Happy Thanksgiving

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/23/2023 1:58:00 PM

Thank you, Terry. Right back atcha.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/23/2023 7:06:00 AM

I'm back to say a sincere CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Danny! Janice

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/23/2023 1:58:00 PM

Thank you, Janice. That's very kind. I say the same to you:) Take care:)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/23/2023 6:57:00 AM

Daniel, this is hilarious, love the ending, congratulations on your first place win!

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/23/2023 7:03:00 AM

Thank you, Tania. It was a fun contest. Happy Thanksgiving!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/17/2023 12:29:00 PM

Hahahahaha! Clever as ever, Daniel. Happy Goose-giving Day to you! :) gw

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/18/2023 7:49:00 AM

but not as clever as you, GW. Be well! Always good to see you:)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/15/2023 1:12:00 PM

very clever one, Danny. Loved it,

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/18/2023 7:48:00 AM

Thank you, sweetie:)

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 11/15/2023 2:36:00 AM

LOL Daniel..and he's back..Enjoyed

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/15/2023 4:13:00 AM

Thank you, Nancy:) Always a pleasure.

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 11/14/2023 3:07:00 PM

now that's hilarious. I love reading fun Limericks like yours. I needed some fun today. Thank you! Have a pleasant evening, Sara

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/14/2023 4:02:00 PM

Thank you, Sara. They are fun to write:) I hope you have a warm and happy holiday season.

David Fisher

Date: 11/13/2023 4:31:00 PM

This is a Thanksgiving riot that makes Limericks look good! And, two birds on the plate is better than two in the bush.

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/13/2023 5:00:00 PM

LOL Thank you David. Im glad I made you smile:) Great to see you. Have a happy holiday season.

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 11/13/2023 7:47:00 AM

Oh adorable. love it. Hope it wins. much love and prayers, Gina

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/13/2023 8:10:00 AM

Thank you, Gina:) Always a pleasure to see you. I hope all is well with you and yours.

Sandra Haight

Date: 11/12/2023 8:15:00 AM

Daniel, I love this- made me laugh! Indeed very clever, creative and so funny! A sure win in the contest! Glad to see you are back! Sandra :)

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/13/2023 8:09:00 AM

Thank you, Mrs Sandra. Great to see you again. Im glad I made you laugh:)

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/11/2023 11:39:00 AM

You are so clever and quick Daniel. This is a delight for me to read. I hope your Thanksgiving is blessed with health and happiness. your friend, Alice :)

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/12/2023 7:10:00 AM

Thank you, Alice. Happy Thanksgiving to you:)

Deb M

Date: 11/11/2023 2:29:00 AM

A witty clever person wrote this poem!! Enjoyed YM……YLx

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/11/2023 2:32:00 AM

Just dont tell anybody! LOL Thank you YL:)

Susan Ashley

Date: 11/10/2023 8:41:00 AM

Hahaha! Your clever and creative humor is on full display with this set of limericks, Daniel! Giggling all the way through, especially with "But I ate my words/Along with both birds"! Fantastic fun, my friend! Well said, well fed! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/11/2023 2:34:00 AM

Hello Susan:) Glad I made you smile. I hope you and your family have the happiest of holiday seasons. Take care keep penning:)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/9/2023 1:31:00 PM

hahaha I think this is the best I've seen yet.

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/10/2023 8:15:00 AM

Thank you Andrea. Glad I made you smile:) Have a Happy Thanksgiving! Take care and be well.

Lisa Ricci

Date: 11/9/2023 9:36:00 AM

Hello Daniel. Hi. Its so nice to see you name in lights once again (smile). Your limerick is in true form and spirit. As far as the weight is concerned it must have been all the side dishes (another smile). Happy Thanksgiving to you along with a happy holiday season. Have a wonderful afternoon and weekend too. Blessings and Peace always (smile)

Daniel Turner
Date: 11/9/2023 9:58:00 AM

Hello Lisa:) Its been a while. GREAT to see you again. How's life been treating you? I know you Brits don't celebrate Thanksgiving but still wishing you the happiest of holidays. Thanks for the smile. Right back atcha:)