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The Belle of the Ball

Outside the walls stood a handmaiden gazing Twisting her skirt between fingers so frail Patches of burlap were sewn on the garment Cut from a sack of a barley oat bale Oh how she dreamed of the opulent palace Silver and gold and the finest of lace Gowns made of velvet with ribbons of satin She spun around with a smile on her face As if a princess, her blonde hair a flowing Blue skies above now the tint of her eyes Hearing a song on the early spring breezes Never once noticed the coming surprise Then saw him on horseback and blushed like a petal Found on the reddest of roses that grew Knee bent to curtsey, feeling embarrassed Knowing this gesture is what she should do “Good day my fair maiden, your dance was enchanting” He said as he smiled, his kindness was felt “So sorry my prince, I did not see you coming” Again on the soil before him she knelt “Rise up,” he said as he slid from the saddle “There is no need for such formality, for one of such beauty tis I who should bow” Saying this he touched the earth with one knee Once more she blushed like an apricot sunrise Standing he reached out and taking her hand Wondered, “What brings you by here on this morning, adding such loveliness to our fine land?” “Your majesty, I’m but a servant daydreaming, Seeing myself quite the belle of the ball Very much childish I know you are thinking For I belong far outside this great wall” He pondered a moment, his chin now he fondled Suddenly grinned with the happiest glance “Well now fair maiden, if thou would permit me Please be my guest at this evening’s spring dance?” “Oh handsome prince I could not even think it Look at my dress, I have nothing to wear Merely these rags and an old pair of high tops Never to mention the state of my hair” “Never you mind and I kind of like high tops Maybe some jeans and a tank top in red Pull your hair back and it will be perfect Nothing you’ll need when we climb into bed” “What’s that you say, you want sex after dancing Beat it you creep, I’m abreast of your game I’ll spread these legs not for anyone fancy Damn it, you men, every one is the same” As he departed, rejected and sneering She stomped away feeling angry and mean So here you find such an unhappy ending The truth is she only had eyes for the queen

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/8/2016 10:09:00 PM
A very humorous poem, Chris. Had me laughing hard for real. Very expressive prose, w/a climatic (no pun intended) twist ending. Love the poem though. Love and peace to you.
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Chris Green
Date: 12/9/2016 8:21:00 AM
Thanks so much Freddie, if this made you laugh then it delivered the desired outcome. I am thrilled you found this one and enjoyed it.
Date: 10/20/2016 10:26:00 AM
Hi Chris, OMG! I really enjoyed this piece. You had my full attention from start to finish. As I reading I thought to myself this is so romantic. But I have to say the twist in the story caught me off guard. It was totally unexpected. I must say it was well worth the read.I enjoyed the humor as well. Great job. A Big seven:-) Alexis
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Alexis Y.
Date: 10/20/2016 5:12:00 PM
Mission accomplished. I laughed out loud:-) Alexis
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Chris Green
Date: 10/20/2016 10:34:00 AM
Thanks so very much Alexis. I am happy you enjoyed reading my little humorous poem. I was hoping I could make a few people laugh with this one.
Date: 10/19/2016 4:09:00 PM
Absolutely hilarious Chris I have a poem of the same title lol:-) they are so completely different lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Chris Green
Date: 10/19/2016 4:42:00 PM
Thank you Jan, I'm glad this one made you laugh. I appreciate your visit today.
Date: 10/19/2016 2:30:00 PM
You got me! This is hysterical...better than Cinderfreakinella. Ha Ha, oh, my eyes are tearing now you scoundrel of a poet! ;) Going in my favs for when I need a hardy laugh! Not the kind of fairy tale you read to children...or perhaps so. They need a healthy dose of reality.
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Paloma P
Date: 10/19/2016 2:51:00 PM
Still laughing !!
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Chris Green
Date: 10/19/2016 2:30:00 PM
Thanks so very much Paloma. I am glad you got a chuckle out of my twisted little piece. Thank you for taking the time to read this one.
Date: 10/19/2016 1:24:00 PM
This took quite the turn but gave me a smile.
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Chris Green
Date: 10/19/2016 2:34:00 PM
Thanks so much Tim, I can always count on you to stop by, read and leave kind words for me.

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