The Beautitudes of Students

Blessed are those that study English for they shall bite their tongues in order to pronounce words. Blessed are the Mathematicians for they shall calculate how stars came into existence. Blessed are the I.R.K.(Islamic Religious Knowledge) students for they shall know the amount of nots and lines in the Qu’ran. Blessed are the C.R.K.(Christian Religious Knowledge) students for they shall memorize and summarize the Bible. Blessed are the Agriculturists for they shall plough and make ringes on the moon. Blessed are the Historians for they shall have the opportunity to tell lies on what they do not see. Blessed are the Biologists for they shall find the amount of the heart beat of a living thing from birth on earth. Blessed are the Fine Artists for they shall draw the Kann Scape of heaven. Blessed are the Economists for they shall save every kobo over a century. Blessed are the Commerce students for they shall one day buy and sell in the Ozone Layer. Blessed are the Home Management and Clothing and Textile students for they serve clothes to the sun, moon and stars. Blessed are the Food and Nutritionists for they serve food to the planets in the sky. Blessed are the Chemistry students for they shall one day resolve human beings. Blessed are those studying Literature for they shall one day write on how God was made. Blessed are the Geographers for they shall burn in the atmosphere in an attempt to travel to the sun. Blessed are the Technicians for they shall construct houses, roads and bridges on the sun. Blessed are the Physicists for they shall one day make the earth bounce and dance.