The Back Burner

If there’s one thing I excel at, (I am really quite a pro) It is using the back burner, Which, in case you didn’t know Means procrastination, baby! Putting things off for so long I forget I meant to do them, Which I guess is kind of wrong. Still, I do deserve some credit - The ideas are all my own: Swapping couches for replacements Or an upgrade for my phone, Sprucing shelves up in the kitchen, Ditching clothes that I don’t wear, Having floors both stained and sanded, Planning trips to who-knows-where. Once I pounce upon a project, I do research so I know All the people I must contact So I’ll be all set to go. You’d think gathering the info Would present the hardest part, But for pros like me, that’s nothing - What we cannot do is START!