The Man With the Bifocal Glasses

Gather round and listen in to a story I once saw in a show It was called THE MAN WITH THE BIFOCAL GLASSES now the play bill was dated Sept. 8 2011 It was about the redneck who didn't want to admit he need glasses let alone bifocals but he kept falling down and rolling around He tripped on a broken pencil and split his pants well he was wearing underwear with a hole in them and that was quite a site He tried to duck tape it closed but it stuck to his butt cheeks Then he needed help to try and get the tape of his trailer hitch But the man he call on his cell phone to help him told that he couldn't help him it look just like he did a pretty good job fixin the crack in his butt all by his self but he told him He wasn't trying to fix the crack in is butt he was tryin' to fix his britches he just had a hole in his underwear and the tape stuck to the crack in the butt so now can he pull it off Well that lead to another can of worms He told him he couldn't do it cause he was afraid when he did it would hurt him so bad that this man just might poo his pants and he didn't want to take the chance of the fall out