The 44th President

The 44th President “one who is blessed” in Swahili, Happens to love his wife’s Shrimp Linguini. His desk, in the senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy! Renegade Tried to make it in to an all black male calendar, But was rejected by an all female committee. He wares $1500 Hart Schaffer suits, With one of his identical pair of size 11 shoes. When the president stands up you never hear any boo’s. A few good luck charms he has with him, A Madonna and child frozen for eternity, And a bracelet of the arm of a man fighting in Iraq. Bar can lift an impressive 200 pounds wile lying on his back. His favorite delight to drink is Black forest iced tea, Wile looking at his red boxing gloves signed by Mohamed Ali. But never ask him out to Baskin Robbins, he don’t like ice cream. But if you gave him a chocolate protein bar his dream. Hide any dog meat snake meat or roasted grasshoppers up high, For all these things he has tried. All wile keeping his dignified pride. He gets a snip and a trim once a week cost him $21 dollars, That’s real cheap thanks to Zariff. In whom the Obomber confides in to talk about the week. He mite have been the one who convinced the malotoe, To trade his Chrysler 300 in for the hybrid. His memoirs, Dreams from My Father won a Grammy in 2006. He was o past war president that was left handed the 6th. He left a stag party which had a stripper in 1996. As a teenager he tried marijuana and cocaine, And Berry collects comic books like spider-man and Conan the Barbarian. His specialty as cook is chili, His favorite TV shows are Mash and The Wire. He has four places in a Chicago home to build a fire. He uses an apple Mac laptop to look at Pablo Picasso art. He has read every Harry Potter book, I wonder if he spoke Spanish to his pet ape back in Indonesia.