That's the End of That

Went to see my barber Asked what style it is I'd like Chicago Boxcar in the front Boston in the back Looked at me rather strangely Got his shears from out the back Shaved my head down to the bone Said that's the end of that Went to see my dentist For the ache that's in my mouth The reason for my visit To see what it's all about Told me he knew the problem Got his pliers from out the back Pulled all my teeth from out my head Said that's the end of that Went to see my doctor About this tightening in my chest Take two aspirin call me later Go home and get some rest Asked if that's the best advice That it is he has Got another opinion from out the back Said that's the end of that Went to see the undertaker Got there D.O.A. With the shape I was in Nothing he could say Got his favorite rake and shovel From the shed out in the back Buried me six feet deep Said that's the end of that