That Dirty Word

There is a four letter word I use you see, My wife says that "Ashamed" I should be. I have said it so often I don't know how to end, because of all the people I may offend. But how do you break that habitual use, when you've used it so much like a silly old goose? Weekends are the worst time because that's when I say it most, and the price I pay sometimes is not worth the cost. My wife says to stop thinking those thoughts and it will go away, but how can that be with that four letter word I say? So I appeal to you my fellow Soupers for your advice, if someone has the right idea it could make my life so nice. I suppose you're wondering what it is I say, that gets me into trouble along the way. It's that four letter word that does not begin with a P, S, or a good old F... I'm in trouble again, the dirty word is...GOLF !