Thank You For Your Servitude

The powers, the powers 'that be' wish to thank you for your on-going servitude, for your compliance, conformity, acquiescence, gullibility, subservience, apathy, disinterest, inattention, and your willful or blind ignorance. We gratefully accept your abject submission as we strive to eradicate all opposition and discussion. You are the very best of sheep, the most loyal of lambs. We applaud your naiveté and lack of interest in our secretive regime. We keep your secrets so you do not have to. May you continue to serve us as we subject, bamboozle, hornswoggle, flimflam, demonize, pander, patronize, denigrate, dismiss, disrespect, defame. derogate, discount, dishonor, disparage, vilify, slander, mislead, misuse, misdirect, misinform, malign, smear, conceal, cover-up and deceive you all.