Thank You Censors
Must thank the censors here on the Soup
Been pushing the envelope lately
Writing some naughties about bums and farts
Allowing me to bend the rules slightly
Letting you know I appreciate your leniently
Like turning a blind eye so to speak
But I have an affinity for off colour stuff
Can leave me trembling and weak
Must take a break in the middle of my writing
To douse my head in cold water
Temperature can reach one hundred and twenty
That's when I'm glad for my walker
So I'm gonna try hard not to be naughty
For me that's really quite difficult
No more bad words like pee, poop and farts
In the future with you I'll consult
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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