Terrorism Warning For Thanksgiving
This antique house has old bowels
An attack could give us the scowls
The toilet must flow
And we want you to know
It’s bad if you flush paper towels!
Authors Note: This is the most significant threat during the holidays. We shall have guests, and how can we control what they do? Fellow poets and hosts please feel free to publish this limerick on a little card and place it in your guest bathroom so that you might avoid this deplorable and monumental attack!
Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2016
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