Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (Two)

12)Coddle- Two fish enrapt in love. 13)Mustard- A diarrhea victim who can wait no longer. 14)Jam Session- A gathering of sweet-toothed weirdos with various jams and jellies. 15)Coffee Table- An occasional table made of stale and hard coffee beans. 16)Condom- A very stupid prisoner. 17)Confederate- An inmate who nourishes his cellmate with food he sneaks from the mess hall. 18)Condiment- A mint left on the pillow of Condolezza Rice's hotel room bed. 19)Metaphor- The reason you met her. 20)Meteor Shower- Cleaning meteors in your shower. 21)Osmosis- A female relative of the Osmond Brothers. 22)Gradute- A successfully educated studend ingested by a cannibal. 23)Grab Bag- A purse snatcher's job. 24)Wind Instrument- A guitar lifted and tossed in a hurricane. 25)Destitute- A broke prostitute. 26)Easygoing- Being tied in a wheelchair and pushed down the steepest street in San Francisco. 27)Castrated- Judging who belongs in what pecking order in the movie cast. 28)Animosity- Dislike of mice. 29)Barn Dance- A group of barns dancing in a hurricane. 30)Carpeting- Gently stroking an automobile you love. 31)Chirk- A Cherokee idiot. 32)Coddle- Embracing your fish prior to frying. 33)Extraterrestials- Coming from another planet, or from Camden, New Jersey. 34)Hail Mary- A religious woman bombarded in a hail storm. 35)Hair Dresser- The absurd practice of putting dresses on one's head. 36)Homely- When poor ugly Lee is home. 37)Antacid- A psychological hallucinogenic drug favoered by hippy garden insects. 38)Moron- An overdressed person of limited intelligence with far too much cologne on. 39)Precession- The last days leading up to an economic downturn. 40)Martial Arts- Paintings done by Western town Sheriffs. 41)Spouse- A married rodent. 42)Consort- Dividing criminals by crime categories. 43)Debaunchery- When de bunch of us Brooklyn guys goes out on de town. 44)Drag Queen- When us guys from Brooklyn beat up and haul around somebuddy from Queens. 45)Dragoon- Da dumb guy from Queens dat we got above.