Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (One)

1)I've visited Pool Halls at least 100 times, and I ain't yet found a pool there. I got so disgusted, I stopped carrying my bathingsuit around. 2)My girlfriend sent me an Afghan, but I don't speak his language. Her note said he was supposed to keep me warm, but I couldn't use him for that- he smelled kind'a funky. 3)Affidavit- When David pissed me off and I was out to get him. 4)Commercial Bank- A bank primarily concerned with safely storing TV commercials. 5)Congo- What happens when a prison inmate escapes. 6)Commodore- An entranceway covered with a grammatical symbol. 7)Kinetic- A blood sucking insect attached to the skin of a relative. 8)Kinship- My uncle's yacht that I'm not allowed on. 9)New Delhi- A start-up delicatessen. 10)Wimp Van Wrinkle- A dry-cleaner who is abused by his wife. 11)Tally Ho- A pimp takes inventory.