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Television Triptych Throwback

Television triptych throwback and despite remote chance to channel small medium at large metamorphosis I may witness analogous to caterpillar will transform me into a butterfly otherwise Norwegian bachelor (batch chiller) farmer will simply plow along taking a stab writing "FAKE" horror thriller airing available on Netflix starring ghost of Phyllis Diller stand up comedienne killer brought down haunted/crowded house witch sea hunt accompanied theme song referencing Argonaut tiller Greenwich Village location Barney Miller lite precinct brewed fare of corpse unearthed dead comedy duo Meara and Stiller with surreal stalking candy corn canes resilient blades of rototiller as bon appétit gnashing gobbledygook filler masterpiece yours truly created verisimilar to literary endeavor of poet laureate. Ice scream aghast with hair raising blood curdling shriek, cuz the dearth of satisfactory bloody FIOS shows bleak willingly readying doppelganger of mine to jump into polluted creek, thus as death defying stunt, I bury alive yours truly except his sharp pointed beak exhuming him after rotted flesh doth reek perfectly tricked out for Halloween treat masking trademark matted long haired strongly resembling pencil necked geek October thirty first when freak most often makes his appearance every other time of year adopting nom de plume alias Gadshill name of kid sister's Bend, Oregon abode (In Shakespeare's Henry IV the scene of Falstaff's robberies) gadabout versus me qualified poetaster hood doth sneak feigning antonym anthem of meek oh my dog, I lyft hind uber leg to take leak hoop fully haint nobody dares peak urinate kidding ma bladder weak. I long since waved channel surfing adieu much prefer silence meditating under blue skies peering into infinite space nary a clue intellectual conversation many disvalue perched edge of seat and hunched over how riveting story doth ensue ah... time for commercial break culinary wizard abracadabra whips up fondue easy as pie (are squared) with consistency of glue methinks Elmer stole patent, cuz secret formula Hebrew what with identical hue as aforementioned adhesive liquid doubling up to keep igloo air tight even against global warming, anyway would Jew... aye betcha already knew yes believe Yahweh endowed Semites like me with high ike kue of course after dumping a load (reed) I feel sue per ream intelligence dumbed down (mine), especially after using loo naturally decrease smarts stings like poisonous scorpion size of Eee mouse, which aforementioned papa's poetic poppycock non issue saturating plethora home entertainment most people overvalue linkedin - shoot all stemming from "idiot box" I rarely view even when supposed best picture show over yours truly silently exhales whew!

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