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Non-bachelor (batch chiller) "FAKE" horror thriller available Netflix starring ghost of Phyllis Diller stand up comedienne killer brought down haunted house witch sea hunt accompanied theme song referencing Argonaut tiller Greenwich Village location Barney Miller lite precinct brewed fare of corpse unearthed dead comedy duo Meara and Stiller with surreal stalking candy corn canes as bon appétit gnashing gobbledygook filler. Ice scream aghast with blood curdling shriek, the dearth of satisfactory FIOS shows bleak readying jump into polluted creek thus, I bury alive yours truly except his sharp pointed beak exhuming him after rotted flesh doth reek perfectly tricked out for Halloween treat masks long haired pencil necked geek October thirty first when freak alias Gadshill gadabout poetaster doth sneak feigning antonym anthem of meek oh my dog, I lyft hind uber leg to take leak hoop fully haint nobody dares peak urinate kidding ma bladder weak. I long since waved channel surfing adieu much prefer silence meditating under blue skies peering into infinite space nary a clue intellectual conversation many disvalue perched edge of seat and hunched over how riveting story doth ensue ah... time for commercial break culinary wizard abracadabra whips up fondue easy as pie (are squared) with consistency of glue methinks Elmer stole patent, cuz secret formula Hebrew what with identical hue as aforementioned adhesive liquid doubling up to keep igloo air tight even against global warming, anyway would Jew... aye betcha already knew yes believe Yahweh endowed Semites like me with high ike kue of course after dumping a load (reed) I feel sue per ream intelligence dumbed down (mine), especially after using loo naturally decrease smarts stings like poisonous scorpion size of Eee moue, which aforementioned papa's poetic poppycock nonissue saturating plethora home entertainment most people overvalue linkedin - shoot all stemming from "idiot box" I rarely view.

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