Teeth Hit the Floor
Teeth Hit the Floor
So they say you're standing in the rain
With your big brain being driven insane
By something appearing to be rather odd;
To California, they moved old Cape Cod.
Then on me my dentist did a number
Now two front teeth look like a cucumber
And at the whole office everyone did give
To see if each other they both would outlive.
Odd things, irregularities and a beating pool
All together have produced many a fool
I'm still learning what dental floss is for
First time I used it, my teeth hit the floor.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014
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