Tadoo

It seems that I had a tadoo Because I couldn't go Number 2. So off to the doctor I soon sped Where he promptly put me in a hospital bed. You're having a problem with your bowel As if someone put it in with a trowel. We'll have pictures for you later by ten To see when you can go again. Until then just rest easy So your tummy won't be so quesy. Well, they took the pictures and what did they see Something blocking my gastronomy. It took a while but I ended up fine Made the splits...but not the dancer's kind. So unless I'm a hog in my next life born Dinner won't be just six ears of corn.