Swagger Daggers---Hooked On Ebonics, Vol 1

*written for Verlena's Contest "EBONICS, Let's Do Some Slang" SHAWTY, Yir' boy fin' ta' told ya' bout some lessons in what the Man call Ebonics. Cus' I gots' this! Like the young fellow named Carmello on the New York Knicks, and girrrrrl I got mo' slang in my verse than the words of them nerds down at Hooked On Phon-ics I TRIED TA' TOLD YA"LL... I keeps my flows tight, Fam , cus word is bond like James and I ain't talkin' Rick James, RIIIGHT! Ya' see, round cheer, between Normandy and Western, what we call this is a little "Twennie Twin Twin" but round the way, where you stay, they just may call this a "Sinny Sin Sin!" Yo, hold up baby girl... Lemme ax you suh-um... Who you be with? cus Shawty, how you look, is off the hook, and Boo-Boo you is suh-um I can see me with with! Yo Yo Yo! Wait! Hold up girrrl! Where you goin'? 'Sup honey child, You know my favorite basketball player used to be Yao Ming! Ya-Mean? Get it Yao Ming? Yaa-Mean!?!-----(crickets chirp-ing fir' certain) Lady Queen, come on back to me! Yo, my jokes may be stupid, but they clean, B'sides, I coulda' been' said something idiotic like Idi Amin, Yaa-Mean? And the homey don't even play no basketball, ya dig? Yes YESHall! ... Better put that ON SOMETHIN'! And you KNOW THIS!----(awww heck naw, Shawty dipped...)