Suzy Brown

Everybody's laughing at me, And as usual I know why, I look like such a loser With this streaky blonde hairdye, Why Mum couldn't take me to The hairdresser, I'll never know, Instead she got back from work early To personally have a go, She looked upset when I yelled at her 'Cause she can't do anything right, I didn't speak to her for weeks 'Til I wanted some cash the other night, At least I bought these cool new shoes To cancel out my hair, They look just like Lucy Paris's, They were forty pounds a pair! Mum cried when I told her That I'd been mugged up by the mall, This guy took all our shopping money, But his face I can't recall. "It's because I was on foot," I said, "Now if I'd had a new bike, It never would have happened." So she said sorry and squeezed me tight. I've been called to matron's office, Who could be calling me at school? Oh well, a chance to paint my nails While I'm waiting on the stool, Ooh, Lucy Paris is here as well, I hope people see me with her! Must reapply my make-up Whilst matron's in a dither, Something about my Mum, a car, Blah blah, the hospital, What? I get to go home early now? I can go out shopping, cool! (works better when you read 'Lucy Paris' after this)