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Such an invasion will not go unavenged-

I will render my prostate prostrate

Lest my humor become unhinged

It so betrays my desire to micturate, yea even to conjugate.


And I will radiate radiation

When approached I will shout Unclean! Unclean!

I will need some serious anesthesiation

Just to maintain my unvented spleen.


I always think I am so hansom

I quite assume my royal entitlement

But a colony of cutthroats now inhabit my rectum.

And I must engage in violent embattlement.


To the walls! To the walls! my spermatazoan comrades

And destroy these interlopers awful.

Let them not breach our ballustrades

For Nature herself has proclaimed them unlawful.

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  1. Date: 5/19/2013 10:53:00 PM
    I love nature when she sticks it on the walls. Hope the surgery was short

  1. Date: 4/30/2013 9:33:00 AM
    wow, should i laugh at this... why will you avenged- the prostrate.. I think you should take it like a man, and make sure all will be good. Gary, a good ending, if nature really intends it in that perspective. xox~ Linda

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    Date: 4/30/2013 9:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    The organ involved is prostate rather than prostrate. I have some cancer cells in my prostate and had radioactive 'seeds' installed to kill them. Thanks
  1. Date: 4/27/2013 11:05:00 AM
    Hi Gary, i hope you will be fine, hope everything will come out positive. Take care, Terry xo

  1. Date: 4/25/2013 6:22:00 PM
    hahaha. you are funny!! I bet you do this kind of stuff all the time. (the writing I mean, not the surgery)

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 12:43:00 PM
    hmm. this is an interesting write. Thanks for grading my work. I'd like for you to grade "Revitalized Love in the Fall of Winter"

    Date: 4/19/2013 12:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Phantasmagoria and the Heedless Plant..only if you don't mind.