Super Soupers

It was a rainy day so I flipped through a stack of comics My Amazing Poet series Finally I picked the fabulous Five I liked the picture on the front Yanny the Zen Master with long black hair Becca the Creative and Beautiful with her mythical pen One of my favorites sultry Eileen known as the Emotionator Anne the Philosopher was right there beside Eileen with her magical smile Then to round out this team was Vicky Victorious calling from the wilderness In this edition they were battling the Poet Destroyer and Joker Jack who had kidnapped Newbie Timothy Hicks As I read their words I was in awe of my Heros They made me cry They brought me to new worlds Filled with adventures Sexy had new meaning Tears became diamonds Winds swirled inside my head All the emotions of the rainbow I longed to write with such clarity and strength I tried to flex my poetic Muscles Worked out every day Then on the back of the comic A scrawny poet sat on a beach Beside the girl of his dreams He is writing for her when along comes a muscular poet The big poet kicks metaphorical sand in his face The the scrawny poets girl is whisked away Underneath it says Are you tired of having Metaphorical sand kicked in your face? Are other Poets getting the girl? All that can change Join the Andrea Dietrich School of Creative Poetry She will have you writing like The Fabulous Five You will never be afraid to flex those poetic muscles again So I cut out the back page and sent my five dollars The address is PO Box 88888 Inspiration California Now all I can do is wait What will the future Hold? Note there are many Poets here who would appear in my vast Amazing poet series. Poet Destroyer and Joker Jack are not Evil nemeses they were chosen for the roll because of their names( also I love their work.) I hope you enjoyed my little tale. Some of the younger poets may not be familiar with the Charles Atlas ads that used to be on the back of comics, the rest of you I am sure will get the joke.